Queen holds the secret of Anti-Life (it's true)

As anyone who has read the most recent issue of DC's Countdown to Final Crisis (#9) knows, Piper has a bit of the anti-life equation in him, and that part of the equation... is Queen.









But I am not here to talk about how totally predictable and stereotypical it is to have the "gay guy" tearfuly playing a song which is about Freddie Mercury's battle against AIDS (Would they have a different character play the song, even though it is equally appropriate as a "swan song"? probably not.) The reasons for this are twofold. First Queen is AWESOME, and all shall appreciate the genius of Freddie Mercury! Secondly, and this is a little known fact, Queen songs hold the secret of the Anti-Life equation!**



Observe:



Given:

[hands, hearts]

~{wrong, right, black, white, blood, stain, hate, fight}



If:

1 man ∧ 1 goal = 1 mission

∧

1 heart ∧ 1 soul = 1 solution

Then:

1 flash of light -> 1 God/1 vision



If:

1 flesh ∧ 1 bone = 1 true religion

∧

(1 voice ∨1 race) ∧ 1 hope = 1 real decision

Then:

1 vision

also: Fried Chicken*

*Fried Chicken may here be a stand-in for Ice Cream, the anti-life power of which may have been too much for the common listener to stand. The anti-life power of Ice Cream is first shown in Young Justice #37

**This post is not at all intended seriously, and I apologise for abusing what little logic I remember from high school. Later I may post a slightly more serious look at Piper's new place in countdown (and how much Desaad sucks at brainwashing) later.

Thor makes a funny

Woo! I'm back at school with access to my Photoshop and scanner and other lovely things. Which means you get to see awesome out of context panels like here, with Thor:

Friday Night Fight!

Wasp gets smacked, cause Bahlactus Demands It!
Ok, I lied, it's cause I hate the Wasp...

Huzzah! i am finally home in order to make a FNF post. Apparently am having a "beat on Jan" week going on. Here she is getting beat up by a small child. Truly she is a force to be reckoned with.

Jan be Liberated!

Sorry about the sporadic posting, but I've pretty much run out of things to write about without some fresh scans, as you can see from my previous, scanless, post.

So here's a very special installment of "How to treat a woman": how to BE a woman, with the lovely Wasp:

Watch closely as she demonstrates the proper way to resolve marital disputes!

(as i recall, this comes just a few issues before the infamous backhand of assholeishness is administered)

Step one: dress like a hooker

Step two: denigrate yourself to make him look better

step three: declare that you are useless except as an accessory to him!

step four: offer sexual favors!

unfortunately for Jan, she didn't simper enough in panel two, and so the dissolution of their marriage is TOTALLY her fault.

Ok, time to throw up from the horror and an OD of sarcasm.

Comic Review: Marvel Adventures Hulk #7

This kind of story is what made Marvel great. Bruce Banner, Rick Jones, and their sidekick, Monkey, have been attempting to fix Bruce's "little" Hulk problem. This time, they are confronted with some good old smackdown between the Silver Surfer and Terrax, and our man shiny-boy isn't doing too well. Bruce is obliged to turn into Hulk to help out. But wait! Surfer is unable to persue Terrax after he steals his board, so he must give his power cosmic to hulk! and rick! and Monkey! although with the power cosmic, Hulk is in control of his actions, and can switch back to Banner at will, he still gives the power back to the Surfer at the end, cause it's what's right.

Also, there's a lot of hilarity in between.
I wish i was at school with my scanner, but here's some choice quotes:

Silver Surfer: Hulk! If.. we fall... Earth... d... Devastated!
Hulk: World break?

Silver Hulk: You want a lesson, Terrax? With great power comes great smashability!


{I shall insert awesome scans here at a later date}



The storytelling in this series is concise and amusing and filled with some good old fashioned punchination. If you are not reading the Marvel Adventures Hulk series, I suggest you start now, or risk missing even more Monkeytastic awesomeness.


WHO POKE HULK?

Lazy today

I had to endure one of those lovely five-hour-courses for the driving today, so I'm not up to a full post. Here, Have some Lulz:

Ugh, that was me all day.

Out of context day!

Really, anything I say can only spoil this lovely moment.

Yes, that is Black Knight smacking the hell out of a toddler.

GOOD NIGHT!