How to treat a woman: Iron Man

Dear Iron Man,

What is the best way to get out fast after a one night stand? I want to avoid uncomfortable questions like "when will i see you again" but I don't want to be rude! what should i do?

- Don Juanito in CA

Dear Don,

I've found the best way to get out is through the window, with some rocket boots!

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Be sure to send over flowers and a sandblasting crew if you want to avoid seeming rude. Women love a man who helps clean up!