Jan be Liberated!

Sorry about the sporadic posting, but I've pretty much run out of things to write about without some fresh scans, as you can see from my previous, scanless, post.

So here's a very special installment of "How to treat a woman": how to BE a woman, with the lovely Wasp:

Watch closely as she demonstrates the proper way to resolve marital disputes!

(as i recall, this comes just a few issues before the infamous backhand of assholeishness is administered)

Step one: dress like a hooker

Step two: denigrate yourself to make him look better

step three: declare that you are useless except as an accessory to him!

step four: offer sexual favors!

unfortunately for Jan, she didn't simper enough in panel two, and so the dissolution of their marriage is TOTALLY her fault.

Ok, time to throw up from the horror and an OD of sarcasm.

How to treat a woman: Iron Man

Dear Iron Man,

What is the best way to get out fast after a one night stand? I want to avoid uncomfortable questions like "when will i see you again" but I don't want to be rude! what should i do?

- Don Juanito in CA

Dear Don,

I've found the best way to get out is through the window, with some rocket boots!

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Be sure to send over flowers and a sandblasting crew if you want to avoid seeming rude. Women love a man who helps clean up!

How to Treat a Woman (The Marvel Way) 2

Dear Hawkeye,

There's this girl I've been friends with for a long time, and I want to be more than friends, I just don't know how to approach her about it. Every time I try to bring up the subject, I just chicken out. What should I do?

Noobcake in MN

Gentle Reader,

Let ol' Hawkeye show you how it's done...

Tee hee, witch-brood

Damn you internetssss! (Part I)

Unfortunately, my internet went out on Sunday, causing me to have a break in my posting schedule much earlier than I had thought! In addition, we discovered a lovely leak in our basement, and I had to spend my time scrubbing mold off of my childhood treasures, instead of trying to fix my computer. I believe this to be part of a greater conspiracy by the internet to keep me offline. Hence the title.

In any case, this meant the delay of my first post of "How to Treat a Woman (the Marvel Way)" a mostly hilarious and sometimes wrong collection of panels from comics where our favorite superheroes teach us how to treat a lady. Lets start this thing!


Naturally we start off with the paragon of brotherly love, Quicksilver. Damn, words fail me.